Wednesday 27 May 2015

Triple Bling Weekend

Strap yourselves in for one massive blog post folks, I could easily chop this into sizeable chunks, but given the gargantuan effort of the last week, it makes sense to keep it all together. The past week has been one of the most fun I've experienced, hard work throughout, but I wouldn't swap it for anything. The weekend especially left me with such a euphoric runner's high that it seems weird even writing about it now, a day removed with a slightly more melancholic outlook.
Whilst BBQing yesterday we were asked by a non running friend if running was fun. Sometimes fun is the wrong word, there are times when it is just about perfect though.

Making a change

Who'd have thought that a Vauxhall Astra might provide the inspiration I needed to make another change to my lifestyle. I'm spending a fair amount of time on the road at the moment & over the course of a 6 hour combined journey I found myself losing focus. As the M25 crawled delightfully on my way home I stopped off at my usual halfway point, the megalith Sainsbury's / M&S in London Colney. Normally when I head in, I pick up some chocolate & a sugary drink in an effort to wake myself up a bit, then get back on the road. Ok so on this occasion I still picked up a Toffee Kitkat (who wouldn't?), but I also picked up something that would change the course for the rest of the week.
I was due to work early for the rest of the week & leaving at twenty past six normally means that breakfast will be either a banana (unlikely), oatmeal & raisin cookies (more likely) or pain au chocolat (very likely) for the rest of the week, or a combination of the three. As my journey to Berlin continues & life itself is taking me in a completely new direction, I've started to look at myself a bit more objectively & think more about what I do & perhaps sometimes why. One conclusion I'm starting to make is that I have an unhealthy relationship with food. I don't eat big at meals, but I snack or at least I call it snacking, perhaps at times it is more of a binge. I'm also aware that I might be being overly harsh on myself, I do plenty of exercise these days so the occasional reward isn't to be condemned. I suspect the shitty past eight months have been a contributing factor, stress, anxiety & depression can manifest in different ways, some starve, some consume. I feel I've left the darkness behind me, got my head around everything now & feel in the best condition mentally I've been for a good time.
With this in mind, it was time to acknowledge that my snacking is more by way of habit currently & that I just needed to break the cycle. So rewinding back, my horde from Sainsbury's included a melon, some grapes & a pineapple. Once the M25 had released me from hire car mediocrity I was soon home & rather than let these items gather dust & rot away I chopped them all up & packed them into boxes. The idea being that I'd take some into work every morning, alongside a yoghurt (and not a Cadbury's Buttons one), removing the temptation & expense of a pain au chocolate.

Normally I only opt for chocolate covered fruit

Sure it is a minor change, but as someone that usually views fruit as the work of voodoo, one that is far healthier long term & might have a benefit in the short term as well. I'm also trying to remove that mid afternoon chocolate bar from habit, another baby step. As Monday moved into Tuesday I was sceptical that either would finish the week.....

To the forest

Core team member Paul had missed our summer route launch as a shortage of volunteers at our neighbouring in Harlow meant that he parachuted in to take on Timekeeping duties. I'm hoping he doesn't think the cost of the helicopter hire will be covered by our donation pot! We arranged to meet on Tuesday evening so that we could cover a lap of the summer route to run through the marshalling positions & cover off any other questions he had.
My walk home from the station an hour beforehand had involved hale stones, wind, flash flooding & by the time I was home I had to peel clothes off. The next hour involved rain checking constantly, even on the journey home there was another deluge. Thankfully for the run itself the sun came out nicely & the rain stayed away as we took on the Forest at an easy pace. It was good to catch up with Paul & discuss marathon plans. He was keen to know what my plan entailed & the thinking behind it, whilst I was equally keen to get his thoughts on his London experience & what lessons he'd learnt.
Soon we'd chatted our way round the route & onward back to the car park. I was genuinely pleased to be feeling no after effects from the long run on Sunday.

Have I ever mentioned how awesome the forest is?
And another change

On Wednesday evening I found myself parking in a place that I never knew existed, ready to take on something completely new to me. Josie from Unique Running Results had chatted to me briefly during a visit to parkrun about a new group she was trying to establish in Little Canfield. The aim was not a beginner's running group, more of a tune up for those already running.
Wednesday evenings work nicely for me & the opportunity for some structured coaching appealed so after missing the first two weeks due to work commitments I found the community centre on a shiny new housing estate ready to try some tempo running. I've been a fan of speed work for a couple of years, so to have a coach alongside to add some structure to it was something I was looking forward to.
There were just two of us in the class & we headed down to the Flitch Way. I was introduced to some new dynamic warm ups & stretches. We soon started with some 300m tempo runs, broken up by an easy 300m & some rest. For once my efforts did not resemble an increasingly diminishing return, in fact my last tempo was the fastest. It certainly got my heart rate going up into the 170's!
After a warm down I was back in the car & heading home. I'd felt the benefit of pushing myself straight away & looked forward to making another return to the group in the future.

A good start to tempos

A Long Saturday Begins

I'm realising that once you're an Event Director, if you find yourself at your home event, no matter the situation you're never really off duty. Out setup was a bit frantic, it looks as though we need a bit more time to put the summer route together. I had a few announcements before the run briefing & true to form I managed to remember most of them, only to recall once the runners had started there was something else to mention!
The run started in an interesting manner as everyone filtered through the setup for the finish! The joke became that I'd bought a new notebook to the event for ED notes & that I'd have filled it by the end. The event got even more fun as our scanners both decided to fail at various points & I stepped in from another role to take over scanning. Thankfully we have some awesome volunteers & one of our regulars assisted once she'd finished running to ease the strain on Paul as the Run Director for the day.
As the clock moved closer to 10 I started to realise that we were getting close to an attendance record. When runners 186 & 187 entered the final field without the tail runner we knew that today was going to be something special. With the final figure taking us to 190, a new record over our inaugural by 2.
To be up & over our inaugural total in just week 10 is extraordinary. The efforts to down play our first event certainly contributed, but the continued success & intrigue in parkrun shows just how appealing a run around the forest is.
We'd expected results to be migraine inducing. To our surprise & relief we had the tidiest set of results seen in some time. We knew runner #5 was missing & after publishing the results we've been trying to reach out on social media channels to reunite this runner with his time.

The Dark Ox 10k

I got home just after midday, just over three hours until I would be picked up for a trip down into Dorset. I had time to get all of the kit I needed set out for the weekend, making for the obligatory photo.
For once, having lots of kit made the weekend easy
My weekend had been planned for a while. The HBO 10k is a permanent fixture on the Bank Holiday Monday & this year I'd opted for the Westminster Mile to occupy my Sunday.
So when fellow Um Bongoist Emily suggested White Star Running's inaugural Dark Ox on the Saturday night I tried to decline. I didn't want to hotel it as I needed to be in London so I was good thanks. But wait, we're heading there & back in a day, driving straight back once finished. No really, I'm good, the WSR races are mental, surely I should conserve energy. You can have a lift so that you don't need to put the Alfa through another Dorset trip. No I really am good, I mean this mile thing, I could break Steve Cram's record couldn't I?

Yeah, but have you seen the medal?

And with that I signed up. I'm like a running Golum, show me the shiny & I'll subject myself to silliness.

We arrived with plenty of time & that gave us the opportunity to chat with some of the WSR team, claim another Um Bongo member (another parkrun ED in the making, showing that we really are all a bit daft) & also chatted to the team behind the Nuclear Races, who for fun visit WSR to run all the events in a weekend.
There was no Congo flag, so Team Um Bongo adopted South Korea, and a new idea was formed....
I'd mentioned to WSR Supremo Andy about the glow in the dark face paint he'd mentioned on Facebook & it emerged just before the start so I distributed to the masses & we started making ourselves look even more silly. It turns out writing Team Um Bongo on your arms is beyond my skill set so I opted for smeared arms & a silly face (to which I then added face paint, yes readers I even beat you to that punchline). I then spotted some blue paint & quickly added a Hulk Hogan style moustache that will surpass any real facial hair I will ever attempt!
Emily decided against the gurning contest
Once everyone was gimmicked up with paint it was time for the race to start, which it did so accompanied by a drone filming for a WSR promo. You'd hope that the drone had returned to ground & not seen everyone miss the first turn & then the field being send back upon itself! This made for a funky few minutes as those who were at the front had to make their way through on narrow trails.
The three of us had originally intended to run together, but Paul soon got separated from us & it made more sense for him to head on at his own pace. The early introduction to the trails appeared to have claimed several runners & we'd been slowed to a stop for a couple of narrow passages in the opening kilometres. Soon we were on wider trails & this allowed the field to spread out & runners to get into a rhythm.
There were a few puddles & as they were early on I decided on avoiding them. For this I was teased in jest by some ladies in front of us, to which I pointed out that they'd also taken evasive action. I'm not sure my line of I'll run through the next puddle if you do really counts as a chat up line! No one said singledom after 15 years would be easy!
Nope, no idea either....
Just before 2km we had a descend that required some discipline to get down. I was just about managing with some sideways running when the angle seemed to get a bit steeper. There was potential for damage here as with the slight change I felt myself building too much momentum. I had to find a way to bail out here & thankfully at the bottom of the hill was another path. Knowing that I didn't have the knowledge or technique to halt my movements I instead embraced it & took off down the hill & used the other path like a Formula 1 driver uses a run off area when they over cook a corner.
With use of the other path I was able to turn myself around & wait for Emily to make a far more sensible descend, after which we took on the accompanying hill. Yep that's right. Descend straight into a climb, par for the course with White Star Running!!! This hill didn't see too bad, though by the top of it we agreed that we might have been better served by easing off on this one. Thankfully the prospect of further hills was easily predictable so we'd have a chance to test out that theory.
To be honest I'm probably all over the place in terms of what happened & at what point during the run. The whole experience was new, night trail running, reliant on my head torch for the first time was a fun one, though I doubt I could have chosen a tougher course to complete my night running initiation on!
The idea to use the buff to keep warm seemed like a good idea before the start. Within the first couple of clicks I was handing my water bottle to Emily so that I could move it up and use as a bandana, it was causing me to overheat whilst around my neck.
After a view of the golf course we were back into the woods & accompanied by the smell of wild garlic, something Emily had read or heard about beforehand. After a climb that required a walk rather than a run based on diminishing returns we were down to single file & getting accustomed to shouting ROOT to warn other runners behind of hazards. The root suggestion came from a runner behind us, both Emily & I were being a bit to vague or descriptive to be of much help to our fellow runners.
As 8km approached we were treated to what felt like a massive hill, a 50 metre climb that we chose to walk, there was nothing to gain here. This accounted for our slowest kilometre, 8:02 & my suggestion of finishing in just over the hour was very much looking like wishful thinking. The tactic was now very much in the format of the Larmer Tree Half, walk the uphill, run the rest, just with the added factor of darkness thrown into the mix. Another climb, just after 9km to overcome & then we ran the gentle incline back to the start / finish line. We knew it was approaching as you could hear people.
Soon we emerged into the field & like the perfect running partner I'm not I got finish line fever & strode out, apologising to Emily once more for my ungentlemanly conduct!!!!!
Post run, with the bandana in tow I was like a trail running Hulk Hogan
Once over the line at an unofficial 1:12:59 we were reunited with Paul who had potentially achieved a top ten finish with a mid 52 (did I mention this was with a broken toe).
We picked up our luminous race t-shirt & glow in the dark medal & made our way back to the car. It was time to clean up a bit before the three hour journey back home. We'd stop for food somewhere en route & in order to appear slightly normal I suspected the bright blue moustache might have to go. Of course if I had planned ahead I might have a towel available to me. Instead I had to innovate & for once I was happy for sweating profusely during the run & christened my new Um Bongo t-shirt by wiping the face paint from my face!
Awesome Run Bling
After a celebratory Gu chocolate milk shared between us it was back into Emily's car & time to head north. We made quite the sight when we arrived at Fleet M3 services for about the best food we could manage at midnight, McD's. We weren't the only Dark Ox survivors there! I opted for my usual combo of 6 nuggets & a cheeseburger chaser. It was grim, but when laced with plenty of BBQ sauce it was at least effective! The guys dropped me off just before 2am & I could have easily Flair flopped into bed! Before I did that I had a quick scan of train times & set an alarm, for this was just chapter one of this weekend's story.
Dirty Food. Mmmmmmmmm dirty food.
Our next visit to a White Star Running event is for the Dorset Invader Half on July 18th. I've been assured (or potentially lied to) that it's completely flat & all on fresh asphalt. What I do know for a fact is that the medal is a Roman Shield, 4 inches by 3 inches!!! If I keep doing WSR events then I'm going to need more physio work on my neck!
I cannot recommend WSR events enough. In a world of homogeneous races that could take place anywhere, the guys at WSR stand out. They go the extra mile to put as much enjoyment & humour into some truly brutal courses as they can, rewarding you with awesome post race goodies & exceptional medals. I'm expecting the Dorset Invader to be the toughest weekend of the marathon plan, it could also be the most fun.

Westminster Mile

Thankfully my body clock's penchant for half five wake ups did not interfere with the need for a few more hours ahead of race 2 of TBW. I didn't make it all the way until 9am, but did get myself around six hours & enough time to scan through the test match highlights before driving down to Stortford to pick up a train into London.
Green Park is easy to get to when everything runs to plan & that is precisely what happened on Sunday, leaving me with at least an hour to kill before the parkrun wave started. I think this was the first race I'd be attending without anyone alongside so I wandered the park & dozed in the sun listening to podcasts to pass the time. On a lap of the park I spotted fellow parkrun tourist Steve Stockwell (copy7t on Twitter). He's now part of the core team at Dartford & on a slight hiatus from touring whilst the event establishes itself. We swapped parkrun stories & I thanked him for the advanced warning that Dartford was cancelled at the start of the month, leading to my Lullingstone visit.
After a toilet visit I found it was time to drop my bag off & make my way to the start. I still had plenty of time to go & spotted parkrun's Mr 500 Darren Wood, taking an opportunity to shake his hand. A remarkable achievement that he modestly puts down to being in the right place at the right time. A pat on the back from parkrun founder Paul Sinton-Hewitt as he passed me & after a slight wait for the Sweatshop wave to clear ahead of us I took an opportunity to take in the surroundings.
I spotted another parkrun tourist Mike Bristow (urglecom on Twitter) & checked in with him following his Run Director debut the day previously. He's seen me tweet about the fun we'd had the day previously, being on the other side of the fence certainly increases the sympathy you have for other events when you hear of their issues.
parkrun wave starting to fill up
For the last few minutes I kept myself to myself, focusing on getting loose, running a mile would be a new experience for me. My only strategy was to hammer it, assume 100% fitness & treat it like the first third of a parkrun. Put everything in & see just what was possible.
There is a kind of unadulterated joy about running such a short distance. I knew that I could run as close to my limit as possible, just let the legs go & to hell with the consequences. What was the point in holding back, the opportunity to run a timed mile is a rare one.
After the first corner a steel band was on hand, cranking out Whitney Houston's I Wanna Dance with Somebody, an interesting adaptation! I found myself in a decent rhythm, not that my Strava output suggests this. The first km was completed in 4:33 & with the finish just a corner away I carried on pushing, dropping the pace down to 4:12/km as I crossed the line in 7:13.
I chatted briefly in the finish area with Paul Sinton-Hewitt, extending the invite to Hatfield Forest & thanking him for parkrun & the enjoyment it brings, quite how this came across with the post mile recovery I'll have no idea, but as parkrun has been around for over a decade I'm sure he's used to dealing with barely coherent runners!
I spotted Mike once more & chatted on the way back through goody bag & luggage pick up. He did the honours with the obligatory Buckingham Palace photo & we agreed that visiting each other's events would be forthcoming. After chatting to a Fulham Palace based tourist I got myself changed into slightly more normal attire & headed out of Green Park.
Apparently the Queen was watching all races intently
I was very satisfied with my time, knowing I'd pushed myself as far as I could at present. My fastest 5k sits at 23:08 & this measures up very nicely with that, though there is no chance I could sustain this pace over triple the distance. I'm tempted to pay Chelmsford parkrun a visit as that would give me a fair impression of where I stand in terms of speed at the moment.
I had a mere 4 hours to get home & turned around back out to the Forest so wanted to find food as quickly as possibly before heading out of London. I'd made my mind up to visit either Jamie Oliver's Hot Dog stand or wrap heaven at Jumbo Eats, both near Piccadilly Circus. As I wandered in that direction I had a light bulb moment, just before the hot dog place was the Japan Centre. That was the decision made then & I picked up a salmon sashimi & rice bowl for consumption on the train home & treated myself to a big platter of random sushi for the evening.

Might have overdosed on sushi. Still no idea what some of them were

Oh hello again Forest

After a quick spin of Stortford to pick up BBQ essentials (had kind of forgotten charcoal up to that point) I found myself with a bit of time at home to start tidying up ahead of guests arriving on the Monday. My pile of filing had gotten so large that one of the cats had chosen to sit on it. With the cricket on the TV I felt this was a perfect opportunity to watch a bit of the action & make a start on sorting paperwork. Topper felt he could assist as well, laying across me or on various piles, I suspect that as a cat he's not completely aware that his assistance might be viewed as a hindrance!
It was soon time to head across to Hatfield Forest & give the proposed special event alternative route a spin. I was met by fellow RD Paul, Simon & Amy who are also heavily involved with the volunteering side of HFPR.
After our walk the week previously I'd made a couple of adjustments virtually to the route in order to get the distance spot on without the need for every decreasing circles in the finish field. Now the route follows a familiar start that is used for all of our courses, keeping a nice bit of consistency.
Some nice easy running was all I could muster & I felt like I was holding everyone back, but they were kind enough to stick to my very gentle trot.
The route was well received by all & finishes in a nice style around the big tree in Shell House car park. I think our runners will like it a lot & if it provides us with another option then in the long term the extra work will be worth it.
I asked the guys for their thoughts on my Saucony Kinvara's as we debriefed in the car park after the run. My fear is that despite only 350km in them, their lightness combined with my heaviness has brought them to the end of their useful life. They were fine on the mile earlier in the day, but the long run of a fortnight previous had been a painful experience. My suspicions were confirmed, neither Paul or Simon would run in the shoe in the state it is now, so it looks like my super fast & light shoes are heading for retirement. Turns out I'd picked up the Mizuno's just in time & I'll now think about my trainer strategy before introducing another pair as Berlin grows ever closer.
Once home, I found that I was well & truly knackered. I struggled my way through the funky sushi platter, a combination of eyes being bigger than stomach & tiredness. I realised I could achieve nothing with the evening, ran & bath & took an early night. I could tidy up in the morning, rest was a priority.

Hatfield Broad Oak 10k

I was up at around quarter past six & the decision made the evening before to take an early night was immediately vindicated as I had some energy! A quick double take of the mirror & I realised that I had quite an awesome bed hair mohawk. I'm not quite ready to unleash that kind of look on the public but it did give me a giggle.
The early start also gave me a good two & half hours to tidy the house & get the pulled pork for the BBQ into the slow cooker. I achieved most of what I needed to before leaving the house & also ensured I'd packed my flip flops for the post race so that my feet could get some air.
One thing I didn't check was the weather forecast beforehand, presuming it would be warm & cloudy like the past couple of days. As I loaded up the Alfa I was oblivious to the slightly sinister clouds & more concerned with getting the right tunes on! Music has been a constant throughout life (listening, I have bugger all talent) & after the performances so far over the weekend I was in a really positive mood so wanted something to reflect this. I flicked through the selection of CDs in the Alfa (2003 tech at it's finest) & found the perfect bit of pre race funk....
Playing today on Radio Alfa....
As I got into Takeley I realised that in the car ahead were Jim & Katrina who helped get the parkrun off the ground. I was suddenly self conscious, hopefully they'd not spotted me enjoying the music a bit too much!
I followed them into Broad Oak & we chatted briefly, Katrina was coerced into taking the big parkrun photo in exchange for an ice cream. In my brief tenure as an ED I'm learning that bribery can work wonders!
Emily & Paul had spotted me & we wandered around the village to acquaint ourselves with the new start / finish locations before heading onto the village green. Suddenly I noticed the difference between this & previous years. I now recognised far more people from the parkrun & made an effort to say hello & wish folks well in the upcoming race. We visited the t-shirt table to ask for a sneak peak of the this years colour, a slightly blue grey, very similar to my Stockholm Half shirt from 2012. The quality of the print appeared to have been improved & the event emblem was now the sole feature of the front, with sponsors on the back. We enquired about the medals & were told that they were just for the kids race, this was confusing as we were sure they'd been some special 30th anniversary bling advertised. After a brief joke about leaving it was time to focus on getting race ready. Toilet, car to drop stuff, warm up, toilet, line up for the start. The provision and / or positioning of the toilets could do with a a bit more thought. I think the number of portaloos was similar to previous years, but they were previously supplemented by the village hall. There were queues, but then that is also a good way to kill 10 minutes before the race begins.
Team Um Bongo pre race
I had no real plan going into this race. I knew that I wasn't in PB form & lined up in the 55 minute pen with the idea that if I can hang onto that pace for as long as possible then with a perceived slower course I'd be relatively happy with that kind of time. Alec made his way further forward, he'd be looking for a sub 50. Paul stayed by Emily's side, looking to run an easy 55 with her as well, though both weren't feeling 100% after the marathon the week previously, Paul's toe breaking yoga exploits & the brutality of the Dark Ox (at least they'd not run twice since then).
Reservoir Dogs style....
The crowd lurched forward a couple of times as the timing pens closed up with the race start imminent. In previous years the start had been loud & clear, I think they'd even been a PA system blasting Chariots of Fire or something to add to the race start atmosphere. This time around there didn't appear to be that luxury, but given the movement of those ahead the race appeared to have started.
Suspect my race pace might have been improved by performance enhancing hair....
The course layout intrigued me. The old figure of 8 still existed but was being run in a different order, the smaller loop first, then a reverse of the larger loop, guaranteeing a nice downhill finish. This would also remove the biting uphill finish of old & the congestion around the village hall that was becoming a bit too much in the past couple of years. The question remained, how would this change the race itself, I was sceptical about the five minutes slower statement.
I started pretty much bang on target pace with a 5:28 kilometre, following with a 5:34 on the drag of a climb out of the village. This used to be the 6.5 to 8km climb & was always the lowest point in the race for me previously. Here the pace was still good & having a start of a race atmosphere certainly appeared to help me. I was making progress through the field & knew that I had some shade (not really a factor today) & downhill to follow. In the early stages of the race my competitor chip felt like it was rubbing & having seen the damage done to a fellow runner a month previously I was determined not to look down just in case I was slowly shredding my own ankle.
I caught up with HFPR super marshal Andrea & paced with her for a little while. She was handicapped with the lurgy & implored me to carry on & not let her slow me down. With the course flattening out & my rhythm feeling pretty good I took her advice, said goodbye & got my head down.
A third km of 5:12 & a 5:22 to follow surpassed my expectations. It was ok though, to get to half way I had to climb what used to be the finish & then head up into the village itself. Descending past where the finish used to be my right shoulder was becoming next to useless. It felt a bit dodgy during a pre race warm up, here it was being of no help. I dropped it to my side to see if not using at all would alleviate the issue.
That was pointless though as you need to use your damn arms! Despite the discomfort, Vicky from Harlow parkrun was at the top of the hill to support us & I made a point to head across & high five (left arm), my attempts to mask the pain with a smile appear to have failed spectacularly given the resulting photo! My high five claimed another victim, I really should have forewarned Vicky that you have to really commit when offering me a high five, my enthusiasm for a mid run high five is similar to that of Todd from Scrubs.
I knew that as the pain wasn't in my legs & directly stopping me running that I just had to carry on regardless & the crowd support was actually lifting my performance with a 5th kilometre of 5:06. I threw some water over myself at the aid station, hoping the cool water might have some benefit to the shoulder & begun the gentle climb out of the village as the bigger loop begun. Halfway through in 26:47, under target for a 55 minute run.
Approaching 5km (we started downhill), was not in a happy place
We'd be climbing until the 8km marker & it was the 6th kilometre where I started to feel the post village atmosphere malaise. The pace slowed down, well reverted back to the target pace of 5:30. It was between 6 & 7km that Paul passed me, approaching with the Um Bongo theme (he's made it his mission to memorise the whole thing before Endure 24) & after a brief chat leaving me to it having been let off the leash by Emily at halfway.
Jim had come into view, giving me some focus. I find I run better when I identify other runners & attempt to match or surpass them & this was no different. The fatigue of the weekend's efforts was starting to manifest in my legs & the water bottle was limited to one arm now, but cardio seemed fine & the mind was fully engaged. I'd hazard a guess that this was the best I'd felt whilst running this year. I had no time pressure, easy 6 minute clicks would get me home within target time & my ailments were manageable.
I slowly started to reel Jim in, with a 5:24 followed by a 5:13 8th kilometre. At around 8 I drew level, just as he was looking to tail off to the side & walk for a moment. I caught him at just the right time & urged him to stick with me, encouraging him that he was on for a great time & we could run this in together. I knew that the course was going to favour us shortly & Jim found his groove again. We chatted for a bit to pass the time before the final push, the conversation providing a distraction from a marshal imploring us there was just a km left (try 1.5) & that I was slowly taking us through the gears.
As we finally did pass that last kilometre marker the descend got even more favourable & I decided it was time to give it everything. It was time for one final push & my pace dropped down below the 5 minute mark for the first time in the race. Weirdly I found myself tearing up a little on the downhill, I'd like to think this was just a cross wind & my sheer speed rattling my eyes around a bit too much. In truth I think there was a bit of elation at how well the run had gone & a realisation that it would have been Dad's 61st birthday.
I'd started running on May 25th 2010, bizarrely not realising it was his birthday until after the first run, it was all a happy coincidence. Back in the here & now I found myself storming to the finish line. I was smiling as I approaching, at least I thought I was until Vicky saw me & shouted at me to try smiling, I suspect I was pulling my usual race photo face! I tried even harder to smile & got ready for a finishing pose, only to realise there wasn't a photographer! Jim followed momentarily afterwards, using the large hole I was punching in the air to good effect!
I was slightly flummoxed by the time on my Garmin, only to then have it confirmed by the official results. 52:37!!!! This mean a return in 25:50 & a massive negative split!
Post race there was a bit of a queue to get through t-shirts, water & oranges, I cooled down a bit too much in a sweaty vest, not overly ideal. Despite the huge amount of space now available, this wasn't quite as slick as it could have been. This was the first year of the new finish area though & teething troubles are natural. It made a huge amount of sense to move & once the t-shirt was collected there was plenty of space to mill about & catch up with other runners.
Post run smiles
There was indeed no medal & it appears this is due to a communication issue. The HBO 10k is all kinds of awesome, but communication isn't their strongest suit. I spent 3 months prior to the event trying to contact them to head down to the parkrun to promote & recruit runners and / or volunteers & got a reply only for my response to hit a postmaster fail. I think the changes they've made this year made a lot of sense & with further thought will improve the racing experiences. As for the medal itself, I counted the t-shirt as my run bling.
I was euphoric with my time & was eager to hear how everyone else had got on. Paul had gone on to catch up with Alec & give him the boost he needed to get a sub 50. Emily wasn't far behind me with a mid 53, shelving all of her ailments once more to deliver a very solid time. Everyone seemed to be happy with their results & the consensus was that the course definitely wasn't a whole five minutes slower.
A justified reward
We made our way to the car park in order to get layered up, then took on the obligatory post race ice cream. We had time to complete a lap of the village festival before heading back to the ice cream van for our Hatfield Forest parkrunners photo. At quarter to one we had assembled 30 of us (another 5 were stuck in the burger van queue) & quickly posed in our post race shirts before everyone escaped for the warmth of their cars or the pub. Lot's of post race smiles in between the shivers!
With the photo done it was time to head home & get the BBQ stuff ready.
Hatfield Forest parkrunners post race photo

Post Run BBQ

For the past 5 years my HBO visit has been combined with a bank holiday BBQ to follow in the afternoon. Just because I was flying solo this year didn't mean that the BBQ would be scuppered. Emily & Paul were heading back to assist, Suz & Matt also showed up in advance to help with any preparation. Vicky also turned her one functioning hand post high five to put a salad together. With some funky music in the background it was like a BBQ sweatshop! In truth, without their support I'd have probably still been preparing stuff into the evening, I was perhaps a bit too ambitious!!
Post BBQ refreshments
We might have also over delivered on the food front, meaning I have a week of leftovers to look forward to! I now need to ask Suz what her marinade recipes are as I gave her carte blanche to use anything in the kitchen & she created two amazing mixes to accompany the BBQ cornflake chicken.
As was apparent during the HBO, the sun had decided not to shine upon us on this bank holiday so Paul & Matt stayed outside on BBQ duty whilst everyone else enjoyed some relative warmth inside.
To enjoy some great food alongside friends, old & new really put a cherry on top of what had been an awesome weekend. In the background the England team even won a game of cricket, you couldn't make this stuff up!

No need to cook for a week, or two, or three....

The Conclusion Part One

A weekend that surpassed all of my expectations. The Dark Ox was even tougher than I thought & the sense of achievement in finishing irrespective of the time is something I'd have struggled to contend with even a year ago.
My performance over the mile was far better than I could have imagined. Running free can be hugely empowering. I had no idea how fast I could be, now I'm intrigued to see how much faster I could be!
As for the HBO, it remains my favourite event in the running year. This year added a whole new dimension in terms of engagement & I think it positively reflected in my performance. Not sure my mega quiff was quite so performance enhancing, it was certainly a bit more aerodynamic!
Mentally I feel I'm in a good place at the moment. Good might even be an understatement, I have a confidence with my running & around running that I've not experienced before. I might have had quicker races but I'm not sure that I've had a better race than Monday's 10k. My positivity got me through the physical pains along the way, teaching me that winning the mental battle will get me across the line in Berlin. It's as if after five years the penny has finally dropped & in answer to the question posed earlier, running is indeed fun.

The Conclusion Part Two

I couldn't have asked for a more enjoyable weekend. To do something you enjoy & share it with friends is something special. The past year hasn't been the kindest, but I'm rebuilding & I've discovered that by approaching things with a more positive outlook you in turn open up more opportunities.
Don't worry, I'm not going to become all preachy, my inner cynic still exists! Sometimes life takes a different course & now that my head has got round that I'm embracing the change.
Before, during & after the race on Monday I realised just how awesome being a parkrun Event Director is. In ten short weeks we've seen a community start to build, you start to notice regulars, regulars start to notice other regulars & suddenly you realise just how great that is.
Len & Gerry had touched upon the positives from the role. On Monday I got to see the happiness others had from their results, having an interest in how they performed & feeling pride in their achievements. As we got ready for the photo it astounded me that in such a short space of time we already had the community that every parkrun aspires to achieve. Over the course of Monday, even as we moved away from the event & the photo made it onto Facebook & folks start tagging themselves you realise that not only do you think there might be a community, but others want to be part of that community. When I was spluttering incoherently to Paul Sinton-Hewitt the day prior, this is what I was trying to thank him for, but then again, he probably knew that. As my chat with Len shows, being an ED is awesome, you could be one too.
Len & I get very deep with some of our chats
Well done for getting to the end, sadly there is no prize.........

Oh alright then, you can have a prize

Tuesday 26 May 2015

Go long!

A very satisfactory week would be an apt description of the week that was May 11th. Only two runs, but a couple of changes that should improve things moving forward. The week ended with a massive confidence boost.

DOMS

I ended the prior week by doubling up a long run with an afternoon of cricket. My last entry stated how the run wasn't great, the post run itself painful as well.
Monday & Tuesday I was in pieces. I'd worked from home on Monday & struggled to function, knowing I should be moving regularly but with pain every time I did so I found myself not being proactive. Not only did I ache from running, I had the first cricket game overlay, pain along my sides, shoulders, all those extra bits my unnatural bowling action brings into play.
By Tuesday I was on the road with work, an evening of parkrun admin ahead of me and the need to do something on Wednesday to keep myself ticking over.
The week previously I'd used the Nike training club app, doing a short core strength workout, but finding it had lots of dead space and rest.
What a difference it makes when you actually turn the volume up, the dead time was for repetitions, not rest! Suddenly the short session was a bit more worthwhile!!!! My core (once likened by a physio as like a jellyfish) felt a bit more energised!!

Active Uttlesford

On Wednesday evening, after more motorway fun I made my way to my second Active Uttlesford meeting. The group is only recently established and I'm there to add input and feedback from a parkrun perspective. It was also the first meeting since the event launch so there was plenty of interest in how participation is going. Lot's of positivity was returned in my direction, something that I still find bizarre and very humbling. I just wanted to run locally and maybe have a lie in on a Saturday! I've achieved one of those goals, though the enjoyment and satisfaction from seeing others also enjoy it mean I'm not too concerned about the extra sleep!
One thing I impressed on the rest of the group is that if attendance continues on an upward curve then we'll need to look at further event actions both in ours and neighbouring districts. I'm looking forward to the day when someone approaches me and asks how they can setup a parkrun themselves. 

A Forest Preview

After another wrestle with the M25 I found myself at Hatfield Forest on Thursday for a summer route preview we had arranged for Bishop's Stortford Running Club. I'd also extended the invite to our tail runner as I wanted to ensure they knew the route in advance of Saturday's launch. Typically with it officially turning to summer for us the weather was atrocious! Our lead bike volunteer Adam nearly didn't make it to the start as he stacked it on the boardwalk, confirming my natural suspicion for bicycles!!
Around a dozen of us headed off in grim conditions, Karl leading, me firmly at the rear of the group. This was ideal as I was able to be a back seat driver, shouting if necessary (just once) if a turn was missed. It was nice to spend some time with our parkrunners away from the hustle and bustle of a Saturday morning, as the event matures we're starting to get to know our regulars. 
The feedback on the course was largely positive, it is certainly more challenging than the current winter route, although a mudbath in December might persuade a different view point. 

And now for something completely different

I stepped out of my comfort zone on Friday. Realising that my quality cross training sessions weren't really coming to fruition, I decided it was time to try something different. After giving it some consideration over the past few weeks, I called 1life in Dunmow to sign up to gym membership. The pool is far superior to Stortford & I can also make use of the Stansted facility. I've made a short term commitment as a trial to see how and if it will enhance my running. 
Friday evening involved commuting across London with my cricket kit for an evening of T20. LMS, under our unofficial nickname of The Martians were entering a friendly t20 league for the second year. We even had eleven, usually a requisite but for us an achievement. 
We batted first and I made my first run of the season before perishing soon after by being too timid and not hitting the ball hard enough. We scored 115 so had a chance to defend the total. In truth our opposition were always in charge, though we couldn't get frustrated as the friendly nature of our league meant points are awarded (and deducted) for gentlemanly behaviour. 
My bowling was standard medium slow filth. In my second over I started to get into it and was pleased when my even slower ball actually worked and nearly brought a wicket. I'm acutely aware of my limitations as a player, but I fell in love with the game as a kid and my final ball of the over was the kind of thing you savour. When I get things right, I have potential to sneak some wickets. A ball that pitches on middle and leg breaks away, bouncing more than expected with top spin (I genuinely have no idea how my action works or achieves the end product) top clip the bail and leave a batsman dumbfounded is the stuff you dream of as a bowler. Sometimes it becomes a reality and you get to be embraced by teammates who'd like to know how you did it. If only I knew!
We lost as our total was never enough to put pressure on the opposition, but even in defeat I had a wicket to be proud of. 

Finally, the summer route

Some numpty asked the course setup volunteers to arrive at the forest for 0630 due to the course being unfamiliar. As my second alarm went off at 0510 I realised that numpty was me and that I had to haul my arse out of bed. 
Thankfully Karl, Steve & Oliver realised I wasn't joking and we were soon trying to apply some logic to course setup. Our winter route allowed for a lap of the forest in a car, though we used a car for the north of the run, a lot more walking was required for the summer course. I was pleasantly surprised at how simple it was to setup, not too laborious once we'd split the course into two logical segments. One factor to content with now is cattle. The final stop on my route with Steve was soon engulfed by a group of cows & the clapping technique to disperse them didn't appear to do anything other than amuse them! Signs in place, they set about finding out what was going on, giving all of the flags a nudge & a lick.
First time we've had to contend with cattle during parkrun setup!
Having felt organised & on top of things, by 0815 the earlier alarm call was taking effect & I was feeling rather dishevelled. Perfect for when all of our volunteers & runners start to appear! I tried to wake up a bit & begun to brief my technical volunteers, relieved that we'd added a volunteer co-ordinator into the mix as explaining the positions to marshals would probably have been beyond me.
Soon it was 0900 & time to get the show on the road. Once the runners had departed I realised that I'd forgotten to mention the Henham 10k, despite having a big note on my clipboard & speaking to Monica from the event who I'd specifically invited down. I really wasn't with it & when Sam suggested we visit the newly refitted cafe I agreed that would be a great idea.
The NT brought the cafe in house just before the parkrun started & we purposefully don't suggest bringing cakes or snacks too much. After a major facelift the cafe was looking far better & it seemed rude not to try one of their sausage rolls, fresh out of the oven. I've now learnt that there is no point ordering one until RD duty has ended, it took three attempts & one reheat to get all the way through the huge & tasty pastry! I need to remember that I'm there to talk to people & scoffing pastry doesn't really work with that.
We had a slight panic, the lead runner finished 2 minutes ahead of the rest & our second scanner hadn't arrived back from their marshal point. Thankfully Adam our lead bike rode back out to retrieve the barcode reader & I got the opportunity to scan for a while. Despite volunteering at parkrun for a year, this was the first time I was doing the role & I started to get into it, remembering to say well done to all the runners & say their name if presented on the barcode to add a personal touch. When our marshal came back to relieve the position I realised that a cock up on my part by printing inaccurate information had led to the confusion over marshalling positions. Note to self, proof read before printing, don't print things at 11pm! By happy circumstance Karl had looked at marshal positions from v1 of the course so had ended up in the position intended for the other marshal!!!
Once all of the runners had passed through, an impressive 176 of them, the course packed up & the sausage roll finally consumed, Karl, Sam & I walked what is known as Route G. With another event at the forest on the 6th we were faced with the dilemma of cancel or find an alternative route. The NT were happy for us to run practically anywhere as it's the summer now & the forest is in good condition. With that in mind & 3 weeks to play with I'm determined not to cancel. We've negotiated that the other event will start a bit later & their route works nicely with our alternative.
The first version of G is just about 5km, though it involves a Cumberland sausage style whirl of the a finish that might not be popular with our runners. It is probably the flattest incarnation of a course we can create & after a quick play on Strava I think we've got ourselves a good alternative route without too many shenanigans at the end. Now to walk it, run it, risk assess it & produce the paperwork!
A preview of Route G. It's a wee bit pretty
With that it was off to the pub to process the parkrun results & as it was midday it seems fitting to take in a pint of Erdinger, especially as Karl was driving the parkrun super computer this week. So the results were being sent by carrier pigeon to the secret parkrun hq island and we were able to reflect on another enjoyable morning of parkrun.

This might be why results get a bit funky.....

Upping the distance

After an early start on Saturday and some reticence on my part to succumb to an afternoon nap, I found myself in bed pretty early after a well deserved soak. Although I wanted to get 15 miles in before surprising Emily & Paul to cheer their marathon exploits, I knew that I needed sleep and to not force the issue in the morning. Basic maths suggested 1200 at the marathon turnaround point, -20 to get there -30 to get ready -150 for the run, I could leave by half eight and get my run in. 
Despite my tiredness the body clock decided to opt for a 6am wake up, I did at least negotiate a top up & eventually rose at half seven, straight into my running kit. No bananas to be found in the house so a cocoa Nakd bar had to be sufficient. I loaded up with four gels and a box of Haribo gummy bears as I continue to experiment with various options to see what I get on with. 
I knew 15 miles was on the cards but I hadn't given routes any thought. I could go to Stortford, but the temptation to turn and shorten a run is always there. A quick scan of google maps and I noticed a road just to the west of the main road through Newport that headed back south to Rickling. It looked about 15ish so I looked at street view to give me an idea of the correct turning & headed out the door. 
This was just my second run of the week & expectations were low given the number of minor complaints I'd had the week prior. I certainly had a bit of foot pain to start with, but soon found this ironed itself out by the time I was through Quendon and half an hour into the run. I was probably confounding all running logic by using the run to break in the Mizuno Wave Rider's, only the second run in new shoes. The new experiences continued as I passed the turn towards Elsenham and continued north. South of Quendon the pavement is in horrendous condition, running in the road was a necessity as the local district, parish and highways departments continue to neglect and allow disrepair and overgrowth. 
I soon found myself in Newport and approaching 10km at just over the hour mark. My pace was in line with my intended marathon target of 4:30, which given I have weight to lose, pace to gain & miles to bank is a very pleasing sign. 
After turning west I appeared to be running quite a distance in search of this left turn. Finally Wicken Bonhunt (no really) appeared and I ran through the village to eventually find the turning after a few up and downs to get to that point. 
I was finally heading south, though I had a nice climb ahead of me. At this point I was one hour twenty in so found the gummy bears to see how I'd get on with them. They were a bit too solid, overly chewy and took 15 minutes to consume the box. Certainly an option, though I'm not sure they're the right one. 
As the road took an age to get to Rickling, I was considering other options for getting home should the distance be greater than expected, I didn't want to be taking the run into the realms of 16, 17, maybe 18 miles in what appeared to be increasing heat. My original plan was to head from Rickling Green to Maunden, a loop that was around 8km. The road kept winding & I couldn't work out if I was now running west or south. My form & pace still felt good & I even managed to finish the box of Haribo as I finally entered Rickling with 16km on the watch. Of course just because there was a sign it didn't mean I was actually anywhere nearer to making a decision on a route home. I started to recognise the northern part of Rickling from the Manuden 10k route & as I made it to the cricket field I'd clocked 17km so turned right towards Manuden rather than heading back to the main road.
I was now on one of my most familiar routes, though quite an exposed one in the sun. I knew the score, a bit of a climb for another km, then a gentle downhill, more of a downhill, a climb to match & then for once, the chance to run down Mount Manuden. The track is narrow & by running into late morning there were a few more cars around & at one point a group of cyclists who decided that giving way to anyone wasn't there thing, not ideal when trying to maintain form ahead of a hill to climb.
I decided to cash in on the descend, knowing that the next two km would be the last easy ones of the run. A gel before leaving Rickling had maintained my energy levels & my pace downhill was excellent. As I begun to climb out of Manuden towards Stansted I'd completed half marathon distance & had a mere 3km left in order to get home. Of course I was aware these final kilometres would be hard. Hard as the climb into Stansted is one that always feels unrelenting & doubly hard as I was into completely unknown territory in terms of distance & duration.
I had to talk myself through the penultimate climb into Bentfield Bower, my pace & energy were really starting to dip. I had to remind myself that this was the furthest I'd run & that it really wasn't that far to go, I'd tackled these hills plenty of times previously. I'd soon made it up & into Bentfield Green, not even my worst effort on the ascend with a sloth like 2:17 (I'm between 1:57 & 2:27 in 42 attempts). In theory it was now flat(ish) back to my front door & as if by some virtue of amazing route planning, 24km flashed up on the Garmin just as the house came into view.
I dragged myself inside & started rehydrating, the rising temperature had started to bite. In a complete contrast to the previous long run, everything felt in good shape no need to reach for the medical peas. I took sometime to recover, then remembered I had a prior appointment to cheer some marathoning friends so hauled myself from the sofa into the shower & out of the house. A quick stop into Tezzos to pick up some goodies for them & much needed replenishment for myself.
Post run refuel!
I dumped the Alfa somewhere in Takeley & made my way onto the Flitch at around midday. A friendly face was manning the aid station, Nicki from the Great Notley parkrun core team. We chatted all things parkrun (would you expect anything else) whilst waiting for Paul & Emily to arrive. Nicki had noted that Emily was the most nervous competitor beforehand & after I rattled through the list of ailments she was suffering from it was understandable.
Just after quarter past two human sized cartons of Um Bongo started to make their way towards us, turning out to be Team Adams. They were on good form & looking strong, I could tell that Emily was going to be just fine, especially with Paul at her side to support her to the end. They'd enjoyed the previous aid stations so didn't want the Jaffa Cakes I'd brought (I'm sure I could find a home for them). After a brief refuel it was time for them to turn back & head for home.
I also make my way home & found myself in a completely ravenous mood for the rest of the day. The long run had left me feeling like I had worms or something as I kept consuming anything I could lay my hands on food wise during the day! It was like a hunger I've not felt before. This wasn't standard snacking or binging, more a genuine hunger sensation. Weirdly my arms ached as well, the extra miles had add strain to me that I hadn't anticipated.

The Conclusion

The first step into unknown territory. The extra 2 miles at the end, when combined with an uphill finish back home really did feel like a slog. My focus was just on keeping myself moving & to get home without pausing or walking feels good. The gradual increases in distance will certainly be interesting, the confidence of getting through this helps win the mental battle.
This was the first week where it felt like marathon training, Berlin suddenly became a bit more of a reality.

Monday 18 May 2015

One Holt joins the 25 club, another the 100 club

I suspect this summer is going to metaphorically resemble a juggler on a unicycle. Can I keep everything going whilst still not falling over & landing on my face? That's not even meant to be an excuse for my tardiness at updating this blog!
I'm now having to resort to Strava just to remind me of what I actually did last week!

6 weeks in

I'm now six full weeks into the Berlin marathon training. So far I've taken it relatively easy, my bastardised Hal Higdon plan calls for 3 runs a week & 2 quality cross training sessions. At this point I'm achieving the 3 runs but the cross training isn't quite there, or maybe it is, just in the forms of other exercise like cricket that I've not included into my plan. I'm also yet to include any speed work, concentrating instead on gaining confidence in my groin again.

Some Cricket

With a sunny bank holiday in the offering, I chose to head to the home of cricket, Fortress Chelmsford to take in a day of the county championship. Essex were hosting (and very generous they were too) Gloucestershire. A day of red ball cricket meanders nicely & having some time to reflect was very welcome. My last full day at the county ground was back whilst on Olympic shifts when Essex were wasting funds on providing Harbhajan Singh with employment. This time there appeared to be several young prospects in the team, including a quick bowler that evened the game up with some early wickets in the first hour.

A day at the cricket

Cross Training

Wednesday morning I was due to go for a gentle run. The weather outside was frightful so instead I headed into the lounge for a Fat Burner session of DDP Yoga & then made my first foray into using the Nike Training Club app.
The yoga is something I need to do more of. They are simple 20 minute sessions & given the clicks felt in my back, neck & shoulders, they are definitely helping. The Fat Burner session also raising the heart rate a bit more than the Diamond Dozen & Energy workouts.
Nike Training Club pairs nicely with the Chromecast so I could stream the workouts to the TV. I opted for an introduction, 7 minutes of core strength. There appeared to be a lot of downtime between the videos. I liked the idea of it, especially as the app is on my phone so I can do these workouts whilst away with work. It is certainly something to stick with & try out some more options.

Forest Shenanigans

The launch of the summer course at Hatfield Forest is imminent so I'd arranged for a core team meet up on Thursday evening so that we could run the route & see for ourselves how it was underfoot & what challenges we'd face with setup & marshalling. On the day both Sam & Paul were unavailable, so I met up with Karl & we took in an easy lap of the course.
The pace was nothing to write home about, Karl was in a bit of pain having defeated me in our showdown & after a day of work & fizzy pop I was happy for a nice slow run.
The course was in near perfect condition. Dry underfoot, no puddles to worry about & the ditches were dry. We have one ditch just after 2km that certainly looks deeper than when we first surveyed the course in September & the rabbits have really churned out some nice holes to content with. We might even have to get a custom "RABBIT HOLES" sign to warn the runners.
It was also nice to see the cows back grazing around the forest, they'll certainly add some fun into our parkrun efforts over the summer months.

A return to parkrun tourism - Lullingstone

We've had our Run Director rota in place well ahead of the launch event. Red & green, nice, easy ways to mark when folks were available. My first red block was Saturday May 9th, event number 8. This felt like very early on in an event's life to be leaving them for a day & ahead of the launch I was a bit nervous, especially when it looked like only Karl from our team would be around (air support was on standby from Great Notley). Paul then had a work trip cancelled so was available & took the reins the week beforehand to learn the role, taking to it naturally.
With the Forest taken care of it was time to cast my attention towards the parkrun map to see what options I had en route to Eastbourne. I wanted to get across the Dartford Crossing early. My 1st & 50th parkrun were at Greenwich so that was already ticked. Eastbourne parkrun itself I'd visited in January 2014 so that was also not an option.
The most logical destination would be Dartford, though this was cancelled for the week due to other activities in the park. The map suggested other options were Tonbridge, Tunbridge Wells & Lullingstone. I asked my fellow parkrun tourists for their thoughts, ideally I wanted a nice easy route, bouncy tarmac perhaps.
Then Lullingstone was recommended for the scenery & hills. It was also a new event that is establishing itself, much like we are. So I decided to pay them a visit, my ED absenteeism guilt was building so when they asked for further volunteers I offered to help with post event close down. Tourism combined with volunteering would be a new experience for me & made me feel a little bit better for abandoning my guys.
Finding Lullingstone was fairly easy, taking the Brands Hatch exit from the M25. Given my weariness of the Dartford Crossing, especially in it's current form I'd factored in plenty of time. This meant that when everything went to plan I was there an hour early! The first thing I noticed was the hill. It was a walk up the hill just to get to the start! Did I still have time to find a flat, tarmaced alternative?
Having so much time to spare I wandered up the hill & said hello to the team. ED Giles & his guys could not have been more welcoming. It was great to chat to a team in a similar position to ours, finding their feet in the parkrun world. The best thing to hear is that they're enjoying the experience & getting to see their running community grow.
I left them to their final preparations & headed back down the hill to sort myself out ahead of the start.
After a quick briefing it was time to line up & take on this course (twice).Within a couple of minutes we were climbing the hill & negotiating quite a stiff cross wind whilst doing so, I was hoping that the course would level out once into the woods but it appeared to carry on upwards until thankfully a marshal was there to direct us downhill. The descend took us lower than the start point, so although enjoyable, I knew they'd be a consequence. After a U turn (probably a route for Len to avoid) it was back to the climb, gentle to start with, then through some tracks, towards the start & time for Lap 2.
A marshal kindly lied when I asked him if it was all flat (always nice when they realise you're a bit bonkers & play along) & the core team were at the corner for the start of lap 2 to cheer everyone on.
The second climb defeated me. I found myself getting slower & slower, like a cartoon character struggling for traction. I realised that walking would be less effort & just as fast. I also decided to take a photo to show just how insane the climb was. I started running once more only to stop & walk again, deciding not to attempt a further run until on the downhill.
Lullingstone profile!
The descend was a lot more enjoyable & I got chatting to another tourist from Poole, both of us admitted to preferring the flat (and in his case tarmac) of home! Even aiming for the finish funnel was tough as the camber & angle of the hill, combined with the cross wind made running in a straight line a challenge.
The view at the top of the hill
I crossed the line with a time of 29:05. Judged simply on time you'd call that result atrocious. With a course difficulty on the day of 5.0 (runbritain) it measures up comparably to Brentwood. I can probably run it faster, I could probably keep going up the hill & maybe push more down the hill, but I can't say that I didn't enjoy the challenge. The course will expose all of your running weaknesses & I'm sure the regulars will find themselves benefiting when the time comes to swap their tough course for a nice bouncy flat one.
I can heartily recommend Lullingstone to anyone that wants to test themselves. The team are friendly, the course perhaps less so! Where is the fun in running something easy though? Maybe once I've covered all of the other parkrun events on the way down to my Grandma's I'll give this one another try & attempt to keep on running throughout.
Officially Hilly!
I assisted with the post event close down & continued to be impressed with the setup & efficiency the guys had for what is a very new event. I declined the offer to join them for a drink & a bacon roll as I needed to get on the road & remind myself that parkrun tourism was not the main aim of the day.
On my way from the event I realised that I'd joined the Volunteer 25 club as well by assisting with the post event close down. And to think this time last year I'd never volunteered. Now I appear to be a parkrun Event Director, enjoy both running & volunteering in equal measures.

Grandma's 100th

I didn't think Grandma would appreciate a black technical t-shirt for her 100th so opted for a more traditional bouquet of flowers instead. My uncle Richard had managed to get the entire family down to Eastbourne for the day with the exception of Clare & Dan who were back in America & made their visit a week prior. We were due to meet later in the afternoon but after calling brother John to catch up with him beforehand, I found myself saying hello to nearly all of the Holt clan, in Marks & Spencer next to the lingerie department.
Holt family meet up in M&S
As Eastbourne natives made their way around us, I couldn't help but find my mind drifting, giggling to myself that we were re-enacting the famous Father Ted scene! Luckily we weren't stuck there for days & all went off in different directions (the pier then the pub in the case of John & I) before heading to the Old Folks Home.
The boy tries some ale
My Grandma is quite remarkable. Orphaned at a young age, a nurse during WW2, a society wife out in Zambia. Her power of recall is amazing. If I tell her I've travelled somewhere, she'll often recall a trip there herself in the 50's, 60's or 70's. Despite her sight failing & hearing that means you sit right next to her AND SHOUT LOUDLY & SLOWLY, she still possesses a fine sense of humour. The past 20 years or so have seen her defy the odds on various occasions & the decision to move her into a home after my father's passing in 2010 has seen her enjoy company without feeling a duty to host. The fact she was nearly 95 & still living on her own was incredible.
After a couple of hours in the company of her family & friends she started to shoo us away, as someone able to project my voice a bit better than her I asked everyone to kindly bugger off on her behalf.
Family & friends celebrate Grandma's 100th
As the opportunity to meet up as a family when spread across various parts of England is a rarity, we headed back in Eastbourne for a drink & a meal together, although as a designated driver on a day trip I missed out on the wine that was flowing freely. Thankfully the news about my current situation had been communicated well in advance so the day was one for celebration & looking to the future rather than consolation. Despite being separated by distances & generations we all seem to possess a liking for the dark comedies of life, after all it is easier to get through everything with laughter. I appear to have arranged a night out in London with my brother & cousins in the next couple of weeks, I'm still sceptical that I won't end up being their chaperone!

Juggling

Sunday looked to have plenty of free time, but once you start looking at everything that was planned, another couple of hours in the day would have been handy.
Firstly there was the small matter of a half marathon run as the distance aspect for Berlin starts to increase. Secondly I had two loaves of cricket tea to produce ahead of my third assignment of the day, the first LMS game of the season.
With so much to cram into the day I was out on the roads fairly early. As my routes get longer I find myself sticking various smaller routes & variations together in order to tally up to the distances I need. After finding my way from Birchanger into Stortford the other week I decided that I deserved to do the reverse of that route & enjoy the long down hill, slightly smugly as I knew many would be climbing it twice for the Birchanger 10k later in the morning.
That was another reason to get out early, I didn't want to be running against a field for an event coming the other way. I made my way out of Stansted & west towards Farnham. This meant not only a climb adjacent to Farnham cricket club, but also taking on the the steep descend & drag of a climb at the ford. I have some history with this route, the only time I've needed to be picked up from a run was after taking on this series of climbs, even when I tried to conquer it earlier in the spring I needed to take evasive action around a field & the ford was still flooded.
Given the tough parkrun the day previously it was of no surprise that both achilles were complaining for the first 5km. They appeared to be finding no fun in the undulating route but the pain started to subside. Unfortunately the pain was replaced by numbness. Both feet went completely numb for a few kilometres as I tried to wriggle my toes and stretch out the arches as much as possible whilst carrying on with running. Some flatter ground in Stortford provided no respite so I took on Lindsey Road & decided to go discovering by taking a right at the top & found Dane O'Coys. A countryside like trail at the north of Stortford & a nice addition to the urban routes normally associated with the town.
I was halfway into the run when descending from the rugby club back into the town & the run felt like one of those that you just want to abandon & head home. At no point was I comfortable & I gave serious consideration to just turning north on several occasions. I'm also aware that not every day will be perfect within this training cycle & chose to gut this one out in the hope that there might be something of value by the end of it.
After traversing the town centre & heading out to BSRC I soon found myself at the A120 roundabout & crossing into Birchanger. The heat was increasing & my unhappy run was continuing as I passed Andrea our super marshal from the parkrun. I suspect I wasn't much for conversation at nearly 2 hours into the run & I quickly continued & briefly enjoyed the downhill. My inner sadist decided that I definitely had to clock the right distance so instead of taking the main road home, I opted for the dastardly climb back towards Forest Hall Park, before another downhill & then one final ascend of Chapel Hill before home. The one benefit to all of these hills is that Berlin is pancake flat, so at least that aspect of the race should be easier.
The run was by no means my finest work, but things got worse once I got home. The moment I took my shoes off my arches became immensely painful, necessitating some ice before I could get on with a shower & cricket teas. I suspect that despite only have 350km in them, my Saucony Kinvara shoes might be done. I can normally get 500-600km out of a pair, but given their racier profile & my weight probably being higher than their optimum user, it is likely I've taken them past their useful life. The various niggles on this run could also be due to the punishing parkrun the day before.
This marathon effort will need more peas.....
Either way, I carried on icing & slathered on some Voltarol before heading out the door for cricket, loaves of egg mayo & tuna mayo in hand. First game of the season & something bizarre happened just overs into the game. It has become a bit of a running joke that I will often wander to slip when in the field & see if our captain notices before moving me. On Sunday I was placed there & in slow motion the ball headed in my direction. So slowly in fact that I had too much time & the potential to get it wrong was immense! Thankfully I held the catch & took what from my recollection might just be my first slip catch from years of fielding there! As a team we bowled well (especially if you take my profligate overs out of the scorebook) & despite being padded up & ready to give it a slap if necessary the target was of no real trouble. The team won convincingly, a nice start to my club presidency!

The 2015 season begins

The Conclusion

A tough parkrun, a tough long run & an increasingly listless performance on the cricket pitch. Although the long run was at target marathon pace, it appears I'm no good at juggling.
Much needed bubbles at the end of a tough weekend